April 17th, 2005
THE KIDS HAVE THEIR SAY!!!!!
In an unprecedented move, the world's most powerful sports drink guzzling humungoid pop rockers, The Aquabats, have done it again!!! "Since we have been previewing some of the new songs, says an always matter of fact MC BAT COMMANDER ,"There has been such an overwhelming outpourance of demand for the new album, we have decided to move the release date up sooner!!!!!" That is right, the Aquabats new album, "CHARGE!!" is coming out now on June 7th... A WHOLE WEEK EARLIER!!! "We really have been listening with an ear to the rail of the will of the people," says an always perky CHAINSAW. "And the kids have said it loud and clear, 'we want this record ASAP!', so we pulled some strings and well....there you go!!" A string of parties and celebrations followed this decision that resulted in some sweet gnarliness. We hope this announcement can help to appease the already rabid frenzy of anticipation, for what looks like to be the album of albums...from the band of bands!!!
THE AQUABATS TOUR OF A LIFETIME!!!
Speaking of great bands with rabid frenzy...and stuff, tickets are still available for THE AQUABATS and PUFFY AMI YUMI tour!!!! That's is right the Aquabats and Japan's favorite sweetheart duo PUFFY AMI YUMI are touring together at the end of April!!! Which is next week!!! The tour starts at the Wiltern theatre in Los Angeles on APRIL 29th and ends at SOMA in San Diego on APRIL 30th! "We are totally excited to get back on the road again," says animal activist and sandwhich eater CRASH MCLARSON, " ..and I cant believe we get to tour with Puffy!! I love their fashion sense!!" CARTOON NETWORK STUDIOS are excited too as this is a great chance for their new runaway hit show, PUFFY AMI YUMI, to meet up with it's young fans! "Yeah,, it is gonna be great," says an unnamed Cartoon Network exec, "...but what I am really looking forward to is the Aquabats......come to think of it .....WE SHOULD DO A SHOW BASED ON THE ADVENTURES OF THE AQUABATS!!" The Executive was so caught up in the brilliant idea he was unavailable for comment. But let's think about that for a second....'what if all of the aquabats fans were on hand to show their support on the PUFFY AMI YUMI tour?' ....mmmmm. Would this increase or decrease the finest band of top-rocking-good-egg-vampire-killing-super-group, the Aquabats', chances of getiing their own show? How much would you pay to watch the Aquabats on television every day on their own show? Would you pay $27.50 plus tax and service charges? Would you pay almost $40 dollars to be a part of history by setting up your favorite band with their own television show? Is there an amount you wouldn't pay for that kind of SUPER RADNESS!?!?!??
Well, without pandering too hard, the Aquabats would really love to have as many fans out to the PUFFY TOUR as possible for the pure fact that we would love to have fun with you on our very first two day tour! Plus, we should also mention, PUFFY AMI YUMI are great! You'll love 'em!
SO, LET"S DO THIS!!!! LET"S SHOW THOSE CORPOS AT CARTOON NETWORK WHAT WE ARE MADE OF!!! YOU ARE THE BEST KIDS IN THE WORLD!!! Check the tour dates for more.....
IN OTHER NEWS!
CRASH MCLARSON is featured in the new 'AP' magazine talking about some favorite things near his house! He looks so cute in the photo, girls have been calling the Crash hotline for days!! That's what burritos will do to you, I guess.
Speaking of Burritos, rumors have it there will be a couple of free collectable trading cards in each copy of the new album! Other rumors circulating is that these will not only be trading cards but they will be the much coveted sticker trading card variety that KIDS LOVE!!
Rumors are yet to be confirmed but a special website is allegedly being set up for the trading of said 'rumor' cards. If these rumors are to be true...awesome-ness will certain.
Other rumors are that the Aquabats are shapeshifters who live in an enchanted coal mine and were the offspring of a kindly wizard and a cranky water chestnut. These rumors too, if found to be true could be devastating to the Aquabats current parents, who may feel they could have prevented this from happening if they'd just been at more T-ball games....maybe.
Speaking of wizard parents, stay tuned for more details on the OUR NEW ALBUM, "CHARGE!!", OUR NEW TV SHOW ON CARTOON NETWORK...(maybe...ok well it is a long shot), NEW TOUR DATES!, WEIGHT LOSS TIPS, CELEBRITY RUMORS, ZOMBIE FASHION MAKEOVERS and MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!
love always,
THE AQUABATS!
THE KIDS HAVE THEIR SAY!!!!!
In an unprecedented move, the world's most powerful sports drink guzzling humungoid pop rockers, The Aquabats, have done it again!!! "Since we have been previewing some of the new songs, says an always matter of fact MC BAT COMMANDER ,"There has been such an overwhelming outpourance of demand for the new album, we have decided to move the release date up sooner!!!!!" That is right, the Aquabats new album, "CHARGE!!" is coming out now on June 7th... A WHOLE WEEK EARLIER!!! "We really have been listening with an ear to the rail of the will of the people," says an always perky CHAINSAW. "And the kids have said it loud and clear, 'we want this record ASAP!', so we pulled some strings and well....there you go!!" A string of parties and celebrations followed this decision that resulted in some sweet gnarliness. We hope this announcement can help to appease the already rabid frenzy of anticipation, for what looks like to be the album of albums...from the band of bands!!!THE AQUABATS TOUR OF A LIFETIME!!!
Speaking of great bands with rabid frenzy...and stuff, tickets are still available for THE AQUABATS and PUFFY AMI YUMI tour!!!! That's is right the Aquabats and Japan's favorite sweetheart duo PUFFY AMI YUMI are touring together at the end of April!!! Which is next week!!! The tour starts at the Wiltern theatre in Los Angeles on APRIL 29th and ends at SOMA in San Diego on APRIL 30th! "We are totally excited to get back on the road again," says animal activist and sandwhich eater CRASH MCLARSON, " ..and I cant believe we get to tour with Puffy!! I love their fashion sense!!" CARTOON NETWORK STUDIOS are excited too as this is a great chance for their new runaway hit show, PUFFY AMI YUMI, to meet up with it's young fans! "Yeah,, it is gonna be great," says an unnamed Cartoon Network exec, "...but what I am really looking forward to is the Aquabats......come to think of it .....WE SHOULD DO A SHOW BASED ON THE ADVENTURES OF THE AQUABATS!!" The Executive was so caught up in the brilliant idea he was unavailable for comment. But let's think about that for a second....'what if all of the aquabats fans were on hand to show their support on the PUFFY AMI YUMI tour?' ....mmmmm. Would this increase or decrease the finest band of top-rocking-good-egg-vampire-killing-super-group, the Aquabats', chances of getiing their own show? How much would you pay to watch the Aquabats on television every day on their own show? Would you pay $27.50 plus tax and service charges? Would you pay almost $40 dollars to be a part of history by setting up your favorite band with their own television show? Is there an amount you wouldn't pay for that kind of SUPER RADNESS!?!?!??Well, without pandering too hard, the Aquabats would really love to have as many fans out to the PUFFY TOUR as possible for the pure fact that we would love to have fun with you on our very first two day tour! Plus, we should also mention, PUFFY AMI YUMI are great! You'll love 'em!
SO, LET"S DO THIS!!!! LET"S SHOW THOSE CORPOS AT CARTOON NETWORK WHAT WE ARE MADE OF!!! YOU ARE THE BEST KIDS IN THE WORLD!!! Check the tour dates for more.....
IN OTHER NEWS!CRASH MCLARSON is featured in the new 'AP' magazine talking about some favorite things near his house! He looks so cute in the photo, girls have been calling the Crash hotline for days!! That's what burritos will do to you, I guess.
Speaking of Burritos, rumors have it there will be a couple of free collectable trading cards in each copy of the new album! Other rumors circulating is that these will not only be trading cards but they will be the much coveted sticker trading card variety that KIDS LOVE!!
Rumors are yet to be confirmed but a special website is allegedly being set up for the trading of said 'rumor' cards. If these rumors are to be true...awesome-ness will certain.
Other rumors are that the Aquabats are shapeshifters who live in an enchanted coal mine and were the offspring of a kindly wizard and a cranky water chestnut. These rumors too, if found to be true could be devastating to the Aquabats current parents, who may feel they could have prevented this from happening if they'd just been at more T-ball games....maybe.
Speaking of wizard parents, stay tuned for more details on the OUR NEW ALBUM, "CHARGE!!", OUR NEW TV SHOW ON CARTOON NETWORK...(maybe...ok well it is a long shot), NEW TOUR DATES!, WEIGHT LOSS TIPS, CELEBRITY RUMORS, ZOMBIE FASHION MAKEOVERS and MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!
love always,
THE AQUABATS!